Vagina

mum: why are there finger prints on the tv screen?
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
mum: you've been stroking the actors' faces again haven't you

blackguyandrew:

Which one of you females is into getting your ass kicked in bed?

Scorpio says yeahuh

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